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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Go Girl Lets Girls Go Standing Up

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS!
If you ever wondered how you can pee standing up without creating a mess, here's your chance.

Go Girl is a new device that lets women use the bathroom like men does - standing up.

It's a product (a female urination device / FUD) targeted for women on-the-go. Women who usually travel a lot or those who do sports and don't really have time to waste on public toilets and those who don't want any form of contact on any surface. Now anyone can pee with ease.

And it's pink. It totally matches those MMDA urinals out there. Haha.

Go Girl is easy to use. Simply unzip your pants, lower your panties, hold Go Girl against your body, AIM & PEE. It's that simple!!!

To know more about Go Girl visit their website at http://www.go-girl.com/

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Can't Help But LOL

Got this from Urban Dictionary

LOL Theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

^Lol theory in action


Monday, February 23, 2009

My First Day Down Under

CLARIFICATION: I'M NOT MOVING TO AUSTRALIA
If I were to leave the country, I would've already told a lot of people before I even get my visa . haha. Anyway, yesterday was the end of unemployment and bumming around, today was my first day. Finally.

All I can say is... DATCOMU+COMMSYS OVERLOAD!

I swear, I was having some sort of information overload attack the entire day. I don't have a pc yet so I didn't much have to do. all I had was a desk/cubicle and what they made me do was read the entire product portfolio (I have to know all of it because I'm gonna be dealing with it for the next several months) and researches on the latest network developments.

And then came the meeting that took longer than I expected. Never thought I'm gonna have an overtime my first day. I'm so tired. My body hasn't adjusted yet with the sudden change after a long time of doing nothing and here I am all tired and blogging. I need some sleep.

And ohhh. did I mention my boss made me introduce myself to the entire department after the morning prayer? All the attention was on me and I was caught off guard. My speech didn't make any sense. At least I thought it didn't. But I hope it did.

Good night.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Tomorrow's Not Just Another Day

It's gonna be a new day. A seriously NEW DAY. for me. New chapter. New life.

Excited. Scared. Happy.


If they ask you WHY you should say WHY NOT?
If they tell you NO you should say YES!
If they say you CANNOT do it.., you should be thinking..,
'Why can't I? -- Like hell I can't!'

- Aimee Kohl
I Think I'm in Trouble

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Rihanna - After Chris

An exclusive TMZ photo of Rihanna after the alleged incident. Behold...

Just Watch The Dog

I don't even have the word for it. Haha. Actually I do but...

Oh wait. I know. The dog is ambidextrous.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Citibank Irate Call


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Spider Drawing Sold For $15,000: Bidder Refuses to Pay




Andrea, remember that spider email? Haha. Apparently someone from Sweden auctioned the drawing on eBay and it sold for US $10,000 (AUS $15,000. Haha. Natawa ako dun sa email pero shet, yung ebay transaction panalo. And since it's a binding contract, once you won the bid you have to pay, the seller may file a case against the winning bidder if he/she refuses to pay.

Read the email here.

Read the ebay article here and here.

Thief Alert

Check this out. This girl is a thief. A classmate of mine had just been robbed by her. They hired a help from an agency and they ended up getting robbed and to make matters worse, the agency, the guards and the police don't care.

keiuy said
The security guards in our subdivision has these lame excuses why they didn't even inspect this person. The police didn't even ask for a photograph or description when we filed the complaint, so how in the world are they going to catch her. And worse, the agency from where we got her, seems to be more concerned with this thief's safety rather than what happened to us because of their negligence in doing a complete background check. They even think that we are fabricating the whole story so that we can get money from them, the nerve.

I said this before and I'll say it again. I really hate policemen.

Click here to read the full story.

Spread the word.

Facebook TOS same as Multiply?

Yes people. The very clause people are so worried about in the Facebook Terms of Service which caused serious outcries from its users (and non-users) are also in the Terms of Service of Multiply.

From the Facebook TOS:
You are solely responsible for the User Content that you Post on or through the Facebook Service. You hereby grant Facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to (a) use, copy, publish, stream, store, retain, publicly perform or display, transmit, scan, reformat, modify, edit, frame, translate, excerpt, adapt, create derivative works and distribute (through multiple tiers), any User Content you (i) Post on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof subject only to your privacy settings or (ii) enable a user to Post, including by offering a Share Link on your website and (b) to use your name, likeness and image for any purpose, including commercial or advertising, each of (a) and (b) on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof. You represent and warrant that you have all rights and permissions to grant the foregoing licenses.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Lace Covered Window

When you walk through the world all alone. And your dreams burn to ashes behind you.
Then the tears in your eyes will remind you. Of a view through a lace covered window.

But you'll never know just what life has in store. What's waiting there to greet you.
So pull back the curtain and maybe once more.
True love is there to meet you.


- New Faces
Lace Covered Window

just want to take a breather from the two previous posts. hehe. fun as it was to post and discuss, it's still a bit too much to handle.

Baby-Faced Dad Update: Who's The Real Dad?

Talk about scandal. This news is blowing out of proportions. Two other teenage boys are now claiming they are the real father of Chantelle's daughter and not the baby-faced Alfie. These teenagers are taking the old Ana-Nicole-Smith-Baby-Battle story to the sewers. I mean, they're only kids!. Come on!!!



Richard (left) and Tyler (right) could also be the father.

After the shocking news broke on Friday, two new teenage boys claimed they slept with Chantelle. Richard Goodsell, 16, claimed that he slept with her about three months before the pregnancy and another boy, Tyler Barker, 14, said he also slept with Chantelle about nine months ago.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Baby-faced 13 Year Old Lad is Now a Dad, WTF!!!

What the hell is happening to the world??? A 13 year old dad? This shouldn't be happening. It's like babies having babies. Shouldn't 13 year-olds be playing video games or something?



The Sun published on February 13 an issue featuring 13 year old dad, Alfie Patten, together with his newborn daughter, Maisie Roxanne, on the front page which brought on controversies and gave rise to various issues surrounding that case. With them was 15 year old Chantelle Steadman, Alfie's girlfriend.

Friday, February 13, 2009

OMFG!!! My Hard Drive Just Got Corrupted!!!

THIS IS A MAJOR WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT THIS VALENTINES DAY!!!

I mean come on!!! I was browsing as always with my external hard drive sitting beside me when suddenly Windows popped up a balloon saying that "F:/???? is corrupted. Use CHKDSK Utility to fix this". So I did. I ran Check Disk. And my pc hanged. So I restarted and it wouldn't start up. So I unplugged the hard drive and restarted the pc (again). Once I was logged in and Windows is fully functional, I reattached the hard drive and to my horror, It changed from NTFS File System to RAW. Now Windows couldn't even read it. It's recognized as a drive but very much useless because it's inaccessible.

0 Used Space
0 Free Space
0 Capacity

I'm ran check disk again but nothing happens. I ran PC recovery (the freeware) and still nothing happens.

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!!

I still have pictures there that I haven't been able to back up yet. (or uploaded here) Year 2008 pics and videos. I really don't care about the music or the movies or everything else (I could always find copies of those). All I want are the pictures (and some school files).

Now I have to find another way to recover all of it (or most of it)(or some of it)(hopefully). I'm getting used to this files getting corrupted shit and I know it's fucked but I'm kind of surprised I'm not panicking at all. I'm horrified BIG TIME but I know that as long as I don't do anything stupid with the drive, files can still be recovered.

SEND SOME HELP PLEASE

While the Internet Hates Her, She's My New Headshot.

Gotta love the drama queen.

Ahahahaha. Ahahahahaa. (sobs) Ahahahahaha (laughs hysterically)

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Drama Queens: Tatiana is Gold




OHMYGOD OHMYGOD (SCREAMS) OH.MYGOD (screeches) oh please please please. oh please. (cries)(hiccups) oh please (sniff)

The Bromance Ends


It's the end of the line for BFF's Jamar and Danny. Or at least for one of them. Danny in, Jamar out.

Their relationship has been interesting for the past few weeks the new season of Idol ran. One would actually think they have more going on than what they show on TV. But I think it's kind of sweet the way they relate to each other and how comfortable they are with each other. It's really bromantic. HAHAHA.

I really thought Jamar did well on his performances. He had the voice, he had the personality, I thought, like his BFF, he nailed it. I'm not a big fan, never were, but I just thought he had the chance. But the judges think otherwise. Let's just hope Danny makes it to the top 3 with Adam and Megan. (may favorite na ako)

It's sad to see them part but that's AI for you.

Photos by: americanidol.com

Vintage Holy Child Academy (Batch 1991)

Angelica (and everyone from HCA), ito yung sinasabi ko sayong mga pics from the Geocities site of HCA Alumni Batch '91. Sobrang luma na ng mga ito. Mrs. Leonila San Miguel and Ms.Lydia (omg, what's her surname again?) were already there teaching. Napaka-old school (and I mean it literally).


Second Year - Red (SY 1988 - 1989)


Fourth Year Green (SY 1990 - 1991)

Ang galing lang na they were able to put up something like this kahit na napakatagal na ng mga pangyayari. Haha.

Source: HCA Class 91

Monday, February 09, 2009

A Preggy Performance

MIA performing at the Grammy's singing Swagga Like Us with Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, TI and Kanye West all the while carrying her baby inside her. I mean I'm sure it was cool for her doing that and all but I just find it really distracting. I was too engrossed by her belly to actually care about the performance. (not that I would really, I mean it's rap). It's as if that baby bump will burst anytime and all the audience are just dying to see what will happen.



It's not everyday we see a pregnant woman dancing and rapping on stage. It's like watching a huge ball bouncing around with boobs and limbs. Anyway, it made my day.

Mga Eksena Sa Jeep. Sino ka?

Hinango mula sa blog ni Ryan.

Isipin mo ikaw ay nakasakay sa isang jeep, papunta man sa isang lugar o pauwi. Pansinin ang mga tao sa paligid. Sila ba ito? Ikaw ba ay isa dito?


Case # 1 "Aray, ano ba?"

Madalas na dialogue ng mga babaeng feeling commercial model ng shampoo kung ipatangay sa hangin ang buhok. Mga walang pakialam kahit na ang mga katabi nila ay hirap na hirap na sa pag-iwas sa paghampas nito sa mukha nila. Kaya ako kapag di na ako makapagpigil, hinihila ko na yung buhok, sabay sorry kunwari akala ko buhok ko yun. At kapag sinusumpong ako, kinakalabit ko na at sinasabihan kong hindi ako kumakain ng buhok.

Case # 2 "Blah, blah, blah...'

Mga taong feeling sila lang ang sakay na kung mag-usap ay dinig ng lahat ng pasahero. Nakakaaliw sila minsan lalo na't mahaba ang byahe at walang radyo yung jeep. Pampalipas oras din sila, minsan nga gusto ko ng sumabat dun sa kwentuhan nila lalo na kapag nakaka-relate ako. Pero kapag inaantok ako at di na makapagpigil tinitignan ko sila na parang gusto kong dukutin ang lalamunan nila.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Guess Who's This

Have you got any idea who this is?
Seriously, this she is actually a he (not too hard to figure that one out, me thinks).


But would you believe that this is...

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

The Head of Doom

I'm seriously having issues with highlights. Hair highlights that is. It's a no-big-deal, random nothingness which serves no importance or relevance in my life whatsoever but distracts me badly. I had another one today.

Earlier this evening while riding an FX on my way home along the slow-moving traffic of Taft Avenue corner Pedro Gil I saw this guy standing by the pavement waiting along with hundreds of of waiting crowd and passersby. He was wearing one of the most (not exactly the most but I like to exaggerate) bizarre hair color I've seen. Red, white and blue. Round like thick rings on his head. I mean seriously, why that color? It made him look like a feather duster. And not a clean one at that. Sure, he must be inspired by the French flag or something when he did that but having it on his head just made him look silly.

It's an eye catcher alright, in a really baaad way. And don't get me started on the shoes. Put his head and his shoes together and we have a worn-out duster best suited to be thrown out.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Rafael Nadal Wins the Australian Open 2009


Yey. Raffy won. Rafael Nadal beat Roger Federer to win the Australian Open 2009 - Mens Singles. The win made Nadal the first Spaniard in history to win the Australian Open and the fourth male tennis player to win Grand Slam titles on three different surfaces. It was his first major championship on hardcourt.

Too bad Djokovic didn't make it to the finals. He was the defending champion but he retired during the quartefinals against Andy Roddick due to heat stress. WTF was that?

Nonetheless, I'm still hoping that these two, Djokovic and Nadal, get more championships this year.