Guys, I'm sorry for not telling you soon. I'll be leaving in a few days. I'm having my despedida party on Friday, 12th of October ath the Hiphop VIP Lounge Embassy, The Fort. I just invited a few friends so you presence will be greatly appreciated. Bar opens by 10pm. See ya.
- Txt ni Inday sa friends niya.. pauwi kasi ng probinsya
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Sa resto:
WAITER: Ano po order nila ma'am?
AMO: Yung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sa'yo?
INDAY: I would like to partake of a dish of sautedd pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
AMO: Adobo with rice daw.
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Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat siya kay Inday.
AMO: So Inday tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
INDAY: Una camerera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.
AMO: Gago!
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"Bienvenu aux Philippines! J'espere que vouz aimerez votre sejour. Madame vous attend a la maison a Davao. Elle m'a demande de venir vouz chercher ici a l'aeroport. Est-ce que vous avez tout ce qu'il faut avant que nous puissions aller dans le centre? Avez-vous deja mange?"
- sinundo ni Inday ang French na friend ng amo sa airport.
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Hey, are you doing anything tonight? Can you join me for a few drinks? Don't worry, my treat. Sky is the limit. Just want somebody to talk to. He left me for that bitch!
We can meet up at Capone's and then afterwards we can go to Embassy.
- Inday, sawi sa pag0ibig ni Dudung. (siyett! sa Capone's pa iinom, TOTYAL)
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AMO: Inday, anong ginawa mo ngayong araw?
INDAY: I went to the market and found out that the prices of sugar rose by 2php, chicken by 10php and cabbage by 2php. As a result, the AD curve shifts to the right, increasing also the interest rate. So from now on, you have to give me a higher budget in order to move the AS curve to the right and restore the equilibrium.
AMO: Ear and nose bleed.
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Guess what? The not-so-stunning guy keeps on staring at my newly manicured nails while the copy-cat-freaks envy my stylishly cut mane. Unfortunately, after a great day at the spa, I have to step on this muddy and stinking place just to purchase some veggies!
-Inday, nakikipagchikahan sa tindera sa palengke.
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DRIVER: Inday, ang ganda mo ngayon ah. Sabay naman tayo kumain minsan.
INDAY: Awww... I'm impressed by the courage you have to utter those sweet metaphorical words. It's quite flattering, but duhh? I am not hte type who is easy to get.
DRIVER: (natulala)
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Jeepney driver: Hoy! Bat 6 lang ang binayad mo? 7 na ang pamasahe ngayon!
Inday: I'm currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I'm a student and by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avil of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix.
Driver: Aww...Taray!
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Inday sa Deal or No Deal:
Kris: Sharmel, before you open the briefcase, I would like to thank Figliarina by Schubizz for my shoes, Bambi Fuentes for my hair and make-up, Pepsi Herrera for my gown tonight.
Inday: Ahh, ma'am Kris, can I thank a few people a well?
Kris: Sure Inday:
Inday: I would like to thank Frank Provost for my hair and make-up, Jimmy Choo for my shoes, and Oscar Dela Renta for my gown tonight, also to the people of Cartier for my jewelry.
Kris: (walk-out)
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Ano and sinabi ni Dr. Jose Rizal kay Inday?
Rizal: Inday, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.
Inday: Thank you for your wonderful word of wisdom, but don't you know that I already read all your writings, unfortunately I was really disappointed because majority of your novels were written in Spanish and Latin. So therefore you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.
Tarya talaga ni Inday!
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Driver: Inday, and ganda mo ngayon ah. Sabay naman tayo kumain minsan.
Inday: Awww, I'm impressed by the courage you have to utter those sweet metaphorical words. It's quite flattering, but duhhh!!? I am not the type who is easy to get.
Driver: (natulala)
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Jeep driver: HOY!!! Bat 6 lang and binayad mo? 7 na ang pamasahe ngayon!.
Inday: I'm currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I'm a student and by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix.
Awww... taray!
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Amo: Inday, masakit ang tiyan ko.
Inday: Ma'am, if you're having pain in your right iliac region, you're maybe suffering from inflammation of your appendix or what we know as appendicitis and if it's just in your right lumbar region, it must be your feces trying to see the world but having a hard time doing so.
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Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outisde world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.
-Inday, nagrereklamo kasi ayaw isama sa enchanted kingdom.
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