The most embarrassing thing happened to me today and the title is a dead giveaway. I've never had an embarrassing moment like this in a LONG while and I'm very thankful I don't stumble upon these kinds of things more often. Wheeewww!!!
So anyway, I watched a movie earlier today at The Block and we all know that SM Malls build their movie houses with lavatories inside. Today I was having my bad eye day that I have to wear glasses (glasses not shades) and obviously my eyesight wasn't so great.
After watching a movie, I'm pretty sure it's a common thing for people to visit the lavatory to take a leak and freshen up and that's just what I did. And I'm happy that not a lot of people was watching the movie I saw earlier because I didn't have to wait for a free cubicle/urinal slot. I left my seat from the movie house and went directly to the washroom looking at the sign before I enter to make sure that I'm going to the right place.
The room was empty and as usual (a bathroom habit of some sort), I took the second cubicle from the door. Urinals are a little too exposed and mounted a little too high for me, first cubicle seems a little too near and any cubicle further seems a little too far... and doomed, if I should say so myself, most of the time.
After taking care of business, I went to the sink to wash up and fix myself up, looking at myself intently on the mirror to check on any misplaced hair or unwanted objects whatsoever. I so badly needed a shave. With that thought, I was taken aback when suddenly, this woman in uniform, a cinema attendant obviously, came rushing inside the bathroom to find the nearest cubicle. I so badly wanted to ask her what she was doing inside the men's bathroom but I held myself back for it's kind of odd for someone like her, who works there everyday to not know where she's at. I turned around.
Only then did I notice that there were no urinals in that room. MAN THAT WAS SOOOO HUMILIATING!!! I rushed outside and looked at the sign again, more closely this time. And FUCK! There it was, the infamous skirt, symbolizing women all over the world. And to think I was so certain that it was a men's bathroom. The damn sign really looked like a boy stick figure from afar.
What the fuck have I gotten myself into? I mean, I almost had myself yelling at some stranger for the very wrong reason. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid me!!! Why didn't I look at the sign a little more closely. I almost ran my way out of that cinema to save me from further humilitaion. I'm just happy that I look like a girl (click here) (or I wish I looked like a girl) and hoping that she was thinking the same thing and that she didn't notice that I was actually a guy.
Had the movie been totally lame, this day would've been a disaster. At least it was funny. Sex Drive. See it.
So anyway, I watched a movie earlier today at The Block and we all know that SM Malls build their movie houses with lavatories inside. Today I was having my bad eye day that I have to wear glasses (glasses not shades) and obviously my eyesight wasn't so great.
After watching a movie, I'm pretty sure it's a common thing for people to visit the lavatory to take a leak and freshen up and that's just what I did. And I'm happy that not a lot of people was watching the movie I saw earlier because I didn't have to wait for a free cubicle/urinal slot. I left my seat from the movie house and went directly to the washroom looking at the sign before I enter to make sure that I'm going to the right place.
The room was empty and as usual (a bathroom habit of some sort), I took the second cubicle from the door. Urinals are a little too exposed and mounted a little too high for me, first cubicle seems a little too near and any cubicle further seems a little too far... and doomed, if I should say so myself, most of the time.
After taking care of business, I went to the sink to wash up and fix myself up, looking at myself intently on the mirror to check on any misplaced hair or unwanted objects whatsoever. I so badly needed a shave. With that thought, I was taken aback when suddenly, this woman in uniform, a cinema attendant obviously, came rushing inside the bathroom to find the nearest cubicle. I so badly wanted to ask her what she was doing inside the men's bathroom but I held myself back for it's kind of odd for someone like her, who works there everyday to not know where she's at. I turned around.
Only then did I notice that there were no urinals in that room. MAN THAT WAS SOOOO HUMILIATING!!! I rushed outside and looked at the sign again, more closely this time. And FUCK! There it was, the infamous skirt, symbolizing women all over the world. And to think I was so certain that it was a men's bathroom. The damn sign really looked like a boy stick figure from afar.
What the fuck have I gotten myself into? I mean, I almost had myself yelling at some stranger for the very wrong reason. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid me!!! Why didn't I look at the sign a little more closely. I almost ran my way out of that cinema to save me from further humilitaion. I'm just happy that I look like a girl (click here) (or I wish I looked like a girl) and hoping that she was thinking the same thing and that she didn't notice that I was actually a guy.
Had the movie been totally lame, this day would've been a disaster. At least it was funny. Sex Drive. See it.
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