Ok so, I was browsing around in the group "Edward cullen eat my shorts" yada yada and I came across this HILARIOUSNESS posted by a genius named Sneha Polisetti and made by a super genius named Whescha:
"And I can't take credit to it. whescha on livejournal wrote it, not me. So, how would Meyer write Edward Cullen taking a dump? Well, here's your answer...
'He squinted his beautiful eyes ever so slightly and let out a passionate grunt as he struggled to stretch his anus enough to let out his glorious feces. He looked so beastial and pure, squatted beneath the trees of the forest--a seductive scent flowed through the air and he gave one final push, a glistening nugget of gold finding its way from his pit of Adonis. I sighed--how could my Edward be more perfect? He wiped his delicate back-lips with a velvet leaf and cast it aside with all the grace of a king, pulling up his pants and hiding away the milky white orbs I so took pleasure in staring at. I suppose all good things must come to an end.'"
*Coughing up lung*
"And I can't take credit to it. whescha on livejournal wrote it, not me. So, how would Meyer write Edward Cullen taking a dump? Well, here's your answer...
'He squinted his beautiful eyes ever so slightly and let out a passionate grunt as he struggled to stretch his anus enough to let out his glorious feces. He looked so beastial and pure, squatted beneath the trees of the forest--a seductive scent flowed through the air and he gave one final push, a glistening nugget of gold finding its way from his pit of Adonis. I sighed--how could my Edward be more perfect? He wiped his delicate back-lips with a velvet leaf and cast it aside with all the grace of a king, pulling up his pants and hiding away the milky white orbs I so took pleasure in staring at. I suppose all good things must come to an end.'"
*Coughing up lung*
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